people being jelly

alt-j:

mayallyourbaconsburn:

alt-j:

A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science

Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition.

im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water

(via baffling-with-my-stupidity)

getoffmybloghoe:

Love is lame tbh, it only gets you like 7 points in scrabble

(via my-kind-of-crazy)

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: 0wenhart, via baffling-with-my-stupidity)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via meliorisim)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via de-preston)

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via de-preston)