people being jelly

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

(via imakegoodsandwiches)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via drinkup-partyhard)

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via drinkup-partyhard)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via voaga)

internef:

having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

(Source: breadecrumb, via typical-andconfused)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via the-achievementhunter)